Being sent to the wood pile has a different meaning in our family compared to most families
" Told you we didn't need a picnic basket, you have plenty to eat right here."
"Your father will be home soon so you decide. Either you can have me or your father will. One way or another I am getting some today! "
"I'm ready to play hide the worm son, you get to choose which hole to hide it in this time."
" So, what do you want to do after the beach?"