@jwilkers82 And who knows what it’s in reference to. Maybe it just means she can finally get a job at Wendy’s. Or drive.
TWO dollars? Fuck this inflation.
“I actually agree with her. She’s clearly not ready for a bra yet, so stop trying to force her.”
Looks like one of those gummi hamburgers down there.
I bet this picture made her day. She did a lot right here, and I bet she doesn’t normally feel this hot. Good for her. I hope she got some.
These park statues are getting more and more realistic. And more interesting.
Always secretly invest in your girl’s worst-behaved friend. You won’t be there when the male stripper shows up, but her friend will be. to get her drunk, encourage her to have some fun, take the picture, and share it. Your girl is now shocked at what she did, desperate to make it up to you to save the relationship, but also all the more likely to do it again. You and the friend can share a good life while you fuck and look at all the photos together. You probably end up with both
Beautiful. But wtf is that necklace?
It’s the nips.
Must be shopped—a baby’s face on a cow’s udders.
Why am I so drawn to this couple. Is there more?
Hard to buy Cory Chase as an innocent victim after watching her shit on the cement in public parks.
Viewing this one as bit more of a participation trophy than a “good girl”. It’s a fine start, I suppose.
08:59
…I have never noticed that a pigs nose can make a girl cute as fuck. Seems like something I should have known.
Successful phlirt session, I see
Way out in front of her skis. I wonder how many years it took for everything to go south. I can’t see her successfully converting this into a retirement fund and a vacation home.
(While this guy really tries to get in the head of the girl in the foreground.)
Really try to get in the head of the girl in the background.
It was just nice that someone remembered this year…
15 quick, but forceful, compressions. Let’s see if you can resuscitate your mom’s chance at keeping a boyfriend and paying the rent this month.
Plus, the blue vests match your hair. Break’s almost over, and I need to get back to the new hires.
But remember, this is only when two people are really in love. And only when they’re married.
“Or, you can spend all weekend in your room, cleaning. It’s up to you. He’ll probably just take your friend to the concert. The one with the huge tits and cute smile.”
Ohh. I can’t decide which girl I like best. My favorite idea is to find a volunteer for each role… and then make them trade, instead.
Slumber parties are always a great idea. Start early, and don’t ever stop. Encourage your wives and girlfriends to continue the practice.
As her taste in friends improves, so does the frequency that you allow sleepovers.
She lucked out
03:52
She’s an icon.
Max brought a workmanlike, skilled approach. This girl did not.
08:18
Yet still worth a view. The lack of asshole reaming gives it away. No girl went home without at least some of her own shit on her teeth.
02:16
Moms as pimps are hot when they know, and hot when they don’t know.
Sweet
It’s just for softball, dad. And it’s only two weeks.
She was a real parent trap.
She’s either going to have to suck a lot of those, or suck the right one a lot, in order to be able to afford to do something about this tits.
That’s a newbie just outclassed by a more seasoned cock.
She is built to tit fuck.
Yes, would definitely love more
You can just tell by the look on his face that he worked his fucking ass off to get to this point, and it’s good to just finally have her to this point.
Oh lord. This girl needs to proactively leak her own nudes. No one’s going to realize what she’s hiding under there, and she needs to cash on while she can.