19 Apr 2024 Herbertdreams commented
Ha ha. Great!
19 Apr 2024 Herbertdreams commented
Great image. Great big ass in tight jeans. Great hint of her naked body in that bit of exposed skin near her radio. Great repetition of the word beautiful all around her. Great hard and flexible antenna pressing against her like a dick. The dollar sign is a bummer though. I can't afford that beauty even while on sale.
18 Apr 2024 Herbertdreams commented
I've heard girls express a strong desire for something by saying "I'd give my left tit for that". This girl won't. :-(
18 Apr 2024 Herbertdreams commented
What a hot dish!
18 Apr 2024 Herbertdreams commented
Girls really love strokes with their hair brushes. Too much will make her shiny but too flat. Oh no!
18 Apr 2024 Herbertdreams commented
She forgot to gease-up to go really fast. A couple of fingers worth of butter and all the spectators will say her railing was legendary! And her sled rails will slide pretty good too.
18 Apr 2024 Herbertdreams commented
She has a nice backyard. She makes me want to plant some seed where the sun doesn't shine. Oh yeah!
01 Apr 2024 Herbertdreams commented
Abandon ship! As captain I will go down on her. With her. Whatever! Oh yeah!
19 Mar 2024 Herbertdreams commented
That looks like one way to feel like you are fucking the entire city without being the mayor of anything.
18 Mar 2024 Herbertdreams commented
Pork that pork! You go, guy!
16 Mar 2024 Herbertdreams commented
Ah, she enjoys exposing herself to new music!
14 Mar 2024 Herbertdreams commented
When I was young, I would hear stories of people putting potatoes up vehicle exhaust pipes as a prank. I'd sure like to work a potato up her exhaust pipe! Oh yeah!
14 Mar 2024 Herbertdreams commented
Oh no! Her nipples got too hard and broke off in the water! The ocean must be awfully fucking cold today.
12 Mar 2024 Herbertdreams commented
Is that one pair of two pair?
08 Mar 2024 Herbertdreams commented
Wow. I don't know if the blonde is good on the balance beam, but she is sure broad in the beam! FantASStic!
06 Mar 2024 Herbertdreams commented
I can't relate to wanting her seat in congress, but I sure want her other seat - her ass! Oh yeah!
04 Mar 2024 Herbertdreams commented
@DLstuff22 I don't remember either. I heard lots of porn would make me blind, but it just made me more forgetful over the many years!
25 Feb 2024 Herbertdreams commented
Pretty. Too pretty. She must be generated by AI! That must be why her hands aren't shown! She has 17 gnarly banana fingers like most AI images! The rest of her sure is pretty though. I would tell her no handjobs. No.
25 Feb 2024 Herbertdreams commented
Everyone shopped at the Alphabeta supermarkets around here in the 70's. I never paid attention to the purchases. Do alphas buy more sausage than they can eat or do they buy little sausages because they already have a big sausage? If you are a beta, then you can answer the same question but reversed.
17 Feb 2024 Herbertdreams commented
So, is the opportunist half full of half empty?
17 Feb 2024 Herbertdreams commented
The ants mislead us. We think they are only a few, the ant and a couple buddies. Then they throw a fucking house party in our room and invite a billion of their closest friends that never leave.
14 Feb 2024 Herbertdreams commented
Is she hot or cold? I mean she looks totally hot! What an ass! But the water, setting sun, clouds, and her being butt naked makes her look fricken cold! So, like, is she hot or not?
14 Feb 2024 Herbertdreams commented
Kindness. Give her a house, a car, and a few bank accounts. She will keel over on the spot. And no jury in the world would convict you! Marrying her then divorcing her will not have the same lethal effect. Trust me.
14 Feb 2024 Herbertdreams commented
The sound of so much running water! I will offer this solution to all the girls with a shy bladder. No more running the faucet in a bathroom for them. Oh yeah!
14 Feb 2024 Herbertdreams commented
Chained hand and foot. No wonder mail delivery is so slow these days! Ahh!
04 Feb 2024 Herbertdreams commented
All that and a bag of chips?
22 Dec 2023 Herbertdreams commented
That isn't what I meant when I said "show me your cake and cookie", but damn, that looks nice. Oh yeah!
10 Dec 2023 Herbertdreams commented
Recycle and reuse! We can save the planet. I have a bottle. All I need is the girl.
02 Dec 2023 Herbertdreams commented
If she is the law, then I want to take the law into my own hands! I want to lay down the law! Oh yeah!
02 Dec 2023 Herbertdreams commented
She doesn't have to check herself out at the self-checkout as long as I'm around to check her ass out! Oh yeah!
02 Dec 2023 Herbertdreams commented
This must be a dream or AI. I can't make sense of the text on the books!
01 Dec 2023 Herbertdreams commented
An undresser on the dresser. Oh yeah!
01 Dec 2023 Herbertdreams commented
A Tryanalsaurus Sex! In geologic time, I'd say she is from the Bodacious Period. Pumping her until she is dinoSORE would be great! All I ever get is "never in a million years" though.
27 Nov 2023 Herbertdreams commented
Is it just me or does the way she grabs the sheet in her fist crinkles the sheet to look like an asshole? It looks like her asshole is the the only thing on her mind and my mind! Oh yeah!
21 Nov 2023 Herbertdreams commented
Ahh. The pretty girls are so ready and willing to enter the tunnel of love. This must be porn! I like all the green. To life!
21 Nov 2023 Herbertdreams commented
Omg. This is always what I imagine when I see a girl straddling a bicycle! One seat pressed up against another seat! Oh yeah!
19 Nov 2023 Herbertdreams commented
Is she a redhead? I can't decide if they added too much ginger to the soup or not. Get it? Redhead? Ginger? Ginger as a spice? Yes? No? Maybe so? Aw.
19 Nov 2023 Herbertdreams commented
This is closer to what I imagined "alien vs predator" would be like after watching some "pornstar vs pornstar" videos.
16 Nov 2023 Herbertdreams commented
Wonder Girl never needed a magic lasso to know how I felt about her. I had a hard-on for her the size of Paradise Island! Oh yeah!
16 Nov 2023 Herbertdreams commented
I remember Peri! You don't have be an Androgum to want to taste of that! Oh yeah!